Posted by Homer W9DOH on January 05, 2016 at 17:32:12.

Whenever I use my electric toaster to go back in time, my stupid neighbor complains that I interfere with his electronic dog fence. The constant whine is becoming unbearable! Please, somebody, how can I filter out his annoying voice? Or else keep my toaster from radiating VLF? Thanks! Selfie taken while being chased by an angry dinosaur. Homer S., W9DOH

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